Tsk.
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Posts Tagged ‘saturday code quote’
Saturday Code Quote: 7
December 27th, 2008Saturday Code Quote: 6
December 20th, 2008Fix it…
# XXX for the record, I have no fucking idea why this works, what
# it's technically represented as and what backwards array
# implementation would allow it to work.
#
# I'm hoping it'll break on some future version of postgresql so I
# can fix it.
From the source of RubyDBI
Saturday Code Quote: 5
December 13th, 2008Giant chickens…
// make that big fucking chicken chase the mouse
From Chickens for Linux
Saturday Code Quote: 4
December 6th, 2008GTK is rubbish anyway – use Qt. 
/* Seriously, why can't non-gtk-apps at least try to be decent citizens? Take this fucking OpenOffice.org 1.9 for example. The morons responsible for this utter piece of crap gave the clip size wrong values! :'( */
From the source of Rezlooks – A GTK theme engine.
Saturday Code Quote: 3
November 29th, 2008Step away form the computer…
newlocation must now be the absolute path on newhost.
If not we’ve been redirected to somewhere totally stupid
(oh yeah, no offsite linking, go to our fucking front page).
Say goodbye to the webserver in this case. In fact, we don’t
even say goodbye, but just drop the connection.
From the source of Liferea – A Linux RSS/news aggregator
Saturday Code Quote: 2
November 22nd, 2008NOW!
/* get me out of this shitbag loop */
From the source of Part-ND which is a “Unix-based, ANSI C, arbitrary-dimensional, stand-alone particle system and fast gravitational simulator”
Saturday Code Quote: 1
November 15th, 2008This is going to be the first in a series of funny source code comments I happen to stumble across. First up is the Apache Jakarta project…
Someone’s not flushing the office toilet – eew:
/**
* A Writer based on a wrapped Writer but ignoring requests to
* close() and flush() it. (Someone must have wrapped the
* toilet in my office similarly...)
*/
From the source of Apache Jakarta Project.
